My homies and I went to an all-you-can-eat sushi bar.
We came in starving and left with our bellies so full that we had to loosen our belts!
Really... the buttons of our pants broke..
we burped...
we may have farted a bit...
We fought.
The ugly way.
With words and sushi.
Mostly sushi though.
... myeah...
The waitress didn't particularly like the four of us.
